Top 10 Most Embarassing Moments of Your Life

No. 1:

While helping you move out, one of the cardboard boxes your boyfriend and his dad are carrying falls apart. Of course, it just has to be the one containing the raunchy gifts your friends gave you for your 21st. Boyfriend tries to reduce the awkwardness of the situation by holding up your penis-shaped 'Soap-on-a-rope' and saying, "Embarrassing item number one!"

You can never look your boyfriend's dad in the eye ever again.